Writing to chicks on match.com is soooo much fun!

So lately I’ve just been having a BLAST emailing girls on match.com with crazy approaches.. I’ve got some hate mail doing this, which is probably even better/more funny than real responses.. Reminds me of the good ole spam days where I’d get 10,000 hate emails a day, it really brings me back.. “DIE SPAMMER DIE!” “FUCK YOU SPAMMER!” God I miss those days! Anyways I really don’t care about the outcome of what happens when I email a girl anymore, and this makes the whole process a lot of fun.

So check out this latest email I just sent out to a bunch of girls on Match.com.. The subject title is “RE: Will you please go out with me”.. The email is as follows:

I think it’s pretty cool that you didn’t think I’d find you desperate for begging to date me in your first email… I’m just not sure if we’d be a good match for each other… But you know I feel like being a nice guy today, so maybe I’ll give you a chance. But FIRST I need to know, on a scale from 1-10, how well can you cook? Like 1 being you are an expert at working a microwave to 10 being you once appeared on the TV show “Iron Chef”?

Pretty funny stuff huh? I really can’t wait for either the responses or the hate mail to just roll in.. My profile really helps with the hate mail part, especially with girls who feel like I’m out of their league.