Friday, October 12th, 2007
Top 10 Reasons Why Chris Williams Lost
10) Chris was tired after a long night of teaching Kramnik the finer points of rook endgames
9) Chris didn’t think it would be fair to use his awesomeness against a girl
8 ) He lost on purpose so everyone would underestimate him in the playoffs
7) NY smuggled a bag of kryptonite into the Boston Blitz playing room
6) Chris spent too much time using his X-Ray Vision during the game
5) Chris’s mother grounded his awesomeness because it was just too awesome
4) Krasik suggested moves to Chris during the game
3) He received a faulty batch of Adderall
2) He was too busy reading the Polgar/Truong thread on the Daily Dirt
1) Chris forgot his awesomeness at home
Chris was never that awesome to begin with, he drew a fish like me in Miami. Although these are some good reasons, I think the real reason for his lack of awesomeness is that he was just outplayed.
Posted by: Josh Friedel at October 14th, 2007 at 1:36 amChris was clearly crippled by bad team management this week.
-Matt Phelps
Posted by: Matt Phelps at October 14th, 2007 at 2:15 pmBoston Blitz Team Manager
#5 LOL
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