I'm sick of you toaster you're completely broken
Bitch motherfucker, you must be jokin'
Oh little toaster don't you fucking start
I'll go get some tools and tear you apart
Better not cook with me or I'll take off your thumbs
And when I eject your toast it will be nothing but crumbs
Listen I'm not about to start an alliance
I'm a dominant human, you're a fuckin appliance
What age did you lose your virginity at?
13-14 something like that
Oh yeah did he make it good
I'm the illest fuckin toaster make that understood
You aint no electrical thug
With one tug there goes your plug
Bitch before you laugh think of the aftermath
I'll jump in wrath, end up in your bath
Or slip a hot dose in your toast
Then you can try using me, as a fucking ghost

I already told you I'm not afraid of you toaster
I'll flip you sideways and use you as a coaster
Technology throws you in dark caves
We can make toast faster in microwaves

Fuck you, and your machine with the time setter
I'm gonna rape you in the ass you fuckin' bed wetter
And while you're layin in pain and hurting
I'll be goin at your girlfriends roast beef curtain
Give syphilis to your nephew gonorrhea to your niece

Ok ok, I'm ready for peace
I didn't realize you were so sick
Bitch motherfucker, suck my dick
Toasters don't have dicks lets just stop it
Ok ok I guess I'll drop it
Will you be my homey till the end?
More than that toaster, you're my best friend