If you are interested in any of my services, please contact me using the "Contact" Page. I currently offer the following services:

Chess Instruction:

Rate: $30 per hour or $50 for 2 hours

Description: I am a big believer of teaching students how to think correctly about chess. Many chess teachers simply look at the students games and show them what mistakes he/she made. While this can be useful, many times players make mistakes because they are thinking about the position incorrectly. My goal is to teach you EXACTLY what goes through my head when I look at a position. What order I calculate variations, what I calculate, what positional ideas I consider, etc. If you learn the underlying process of how strong players think, then you'll make fewer mistakes in ALL chess positions.

Rap Diss Tracks

Rate: $149 per song

Description: Do you have an enemy who you'd like to diss in a rap track? Perhaps you just want a funny lighthearted song about someone you know? I can make that happen. All that I need from you is as much information about the person as possible, that way you can get your full money's worth...

7 Card Stud Instruction

Rate: $75 per hour

Description: I've been playing Seven Card Stud for a living the last 3 years. I've played close to a million hands online (I often play 4-6 tables at a time). If you want to learn how to play stud, or perhaps you want to add it to your poker repetoire, I can help you get on the right track. The lessons work best after a student has played a session of 7 card stud. We can then go over the hands you played and I can show you where you made any mistakes.

Website Design

Rate: Contact me for quotes

Description: I've created literally hundreds of websites for different products that I sold during my spamming days. I am very good at creating sites that are "search engine friendly" using XHTML/CSS/PHP/MYSQL. I can create a highly functional, awesome looking website for your business or perhaps just a personal website. I consider myself a "Handyman" of web design; If you have a little job (such as adding a blog or making your website more search engine friendly), feel free to contact me.