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Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Blog is Back!! What’s happening in my life!?

Ok so I finally decided to start blogging again! I’ve decided to take a whole different approach with this blog, and make it much more personal and more about my day to day life… Before I was focusing mainly on chess, but since chess isn’t really a big part of my life lately, it’s kinda why I haven’t been posting… There will definitely still be a lot about chess in the future as I get back into it, so don’t fret!

So basically there are 2 things I’m interested in right now: money and women. Pretty simple huh?

Well I can tell you making money has never been much of a problem for me.. Lately I’ve been playing the $16 SNG tourneys on Pokerstars, I play 15 tables at a time.. Winning is really simple and I don’t even think much anymore when playing them.. It’s just push all-in or fold every hand pretty much.. I really should move up to a higher buy-in level, but whenever I find a poker game I can beat I’m usually content (too content really) to just grind it out rather than take shots at higher limits.. But there is no doubt in my mind I could be beating the $55s and higher, I just need to grow some balls and play them.

Now let me talk to you a little bit about women.. I joined match.com about 3 months ago figuring it would be a pretty easy way to meet chicks.. I know lots of people who have had success with online dating, for instance my buddy Dave Vigorito has had some great success with it.. He even just got engaged to Heather (who he met online) a couple of months ago.. Congrats Dave and Heather!

So I created a profile, which was pretty honest about who I am and what I do, put up a few pictures, and started emailing chicks… I got a few hits, talked to a couple of girls, went on a date, but the success has been really limited. For every 20 emails I was sending out (I actually got my brother to send out a bunch, cause I’m super lazy), I got maybe 1 or 2 responses. Pretty bad odds. How come other people are having success and not me?? Then it dawned on me…

ONLINE DATING IS MUCH HARDER FOR GUYS IN THEIR 20s!! Let me explain my theory.. Most women around my age are looking for a guy who is a total prick and who will just sleep with them and dump their ass.. Why is that you might ask? Well it’s because they are evolutionary designed to be attracted to men who “Alpha Males” and who sleep with a lot of other women and don’t care about them.. The reason women are hard-wired this way is because the genes these guys possess are of the highest quality, and their resulting offspring are more likely to reproduce and pass their the genes down.. Obviously this behavior by women is totally unconscious, but most behavior is unconscious anyways.

So why does online dating work better for guys in their 30s? Well most women in their 30s have kids or have smartened up and now tend to go for a nice guy who will take care of them. Attraction is no longer their #1 priority, biologically speaking.. So basically you can be nice to a girl who is in their 30s, and pick them up.

Now pretty much all of this is Pickup 101, I started learning about this shit over a year ago and have had some success with it when opportunities arise, but for me just getting into situations where I’m around women is difficult since I don’t have a job and don’t go to school. My hobbies of poker and chess aren’t exactly great places to meet women either.

For some weird reason with online dating, it took me awhile to realize what was happening and what to do about it… So what am I doing now?

I just created a new profile acting like a total selfish arrogant prick.. This profile is some really inspired shit, I wrote it when I woke up this morning, and think it’ll have a huge impact on my success on match.com.. Basically I tell them how I get tons of women offline, am confident and don’t give a fuck about what people think of me.. I then go on to tell them how girls on match.com suck and how I’m done with it, but I already paid and have 9 months left.. It’s some really good shit, I can post it if any of you are interested.

I wrote the profile in a similar manner that I used to write ad copies for Penis Enlargement pills, with all the hype about how good it is and shit.. I have to thank my ex-biz partner Johnny for teaching me how to write shit like this.. Anyways I’m out, and please I’d love to hear some comments about how much of a prick I am.. :)

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